My eyes!  My eyes!  Make it stop!

Oh, enough with the screaming like a little girl.  I’ve just never, ever seen a trailer for an upcoming movie with this much gore in it.  Using limbs as a propeller, attaching them to your head so you can fly?  Having your skull emerge gleefully from the torn flesh that was your face?  An otherwise pretty young Japanese girl who is both Frankenstein and a homicidal samurai?

Actually, come to think of it, I may just pay $12 to see this one.

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