So, iLove has come up with the iMM178 Vibe Plus iPod dock.  This bad boy claims to shake the bed as well as play your favorite tune to wake up even the heaviest of sleepers.  There’s just one catch; it doesn’t really shake the bed.  It comes with an extra, wired speaker that one would place under their pillow.  This speaker would then blast the song selected by the user right under the pillow (to wake up even the heaviest of sleepers).  I’m calling shenanigans.  What do you think is going to happen to the volume of a small speaker that is placed under a pillow.  Yeah, your right.  It’s not going to be heard at all.  People use pillows to smother, and kill other people.  You think that your going to hear a song through a tiny speaker placed under a pillow?  The answer is no!

In addition to that, the cord on the speaker is so short, that you’re going to have to place the entire contraption underneath your pillow.  Even if the cord was long enough; did you see the shape and size of that speaker?  It would be like sleeping with a tennis ball under your pillow.  All of this can be yours for only $89.99.  Oh yeah, it does all of the other iPod dock stuff too.

[via engadget.com]

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