I don’t need an official list to tell me that these gadgets are useless, but maybe you guys do.  This list includes things like the USB fridge, the USB bowling ball flash drive, and the USB scan toaster.

The USB bowling ball flash drive looks to be the size of a real bowling ball!  That thing better hold like a Terabyte of info.  The best thing about the bowling ball is it’s portability.  One could just put it on the end of a key-chain and have all of their precious information at any bowling alley in the world.  Cool!

The USB scan toaster scans a picture and then burns it on to a piece of bread.  Right there at your desk!  This must be how people are getting Nixon and Jesus on their grilled-cheese sandwiches.  The gig is up guys.

Still think that these items are useless?  Well, then that’s just, like, your opinion man.

[via listverse.com]

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