Space Aliens are using puppies as a form of communication with Earthlings. In 2003, Pixie, a Siberian Husky, gave birth to a litter of puppies. Six of the pups were normal, the seventh was sent as a message from aliens.
RIDDLE, Oregon – Debra Ashdown was a little blue when one of her new puppies came out green. Ashdown’s Siberian husky, Pixie, had a litter of seven pups. The first six looked normal but the seventh had green fur. The Riddle, Oregon, woman was so worried about the strange looking little dog, she took it to the vet. But Dr. Alan Ross assured her the green puppy wasn’t a critter from Mars. He says the puppy’s fur was stained by naturally occurring fluids in utero. Ross says the green tinge will fade with time.
That was one wild pup for a while. Sadly, it sounds as if he grew out of his cool green color and became a mediocre husky like his parents.
Pixie’s pup is not alone in the world though. Being as we ignorant Earthlings ignored the message that the Martians were trying to send us, they again sent us another message in the form of a green Golden Retriever pup back in 2005. When are we going to listen people???? The Martians are trying to tell us something and they’re using random green puppies to tell us that we must go “green” in order to save our planet. Maybe.
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