Ok, this is a news broadcast about a girl. I mean a werewolf. And she decapitates dogs, but doesn’t kill them. And she’s been arrested for weapons and burglary charges, but it wasn’t her fault. And she’s got career goals, too, though we can’t seem to figure out what they are.
Watch the news report, and it will all make sense. Well, actually, it won’t, but watch the video anyway.
[via Arbroath]
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I agree, we should prolly ostracize the weird girl so that we can justify harassing her.