This may, in fact, be the geekiest item of clothing ever created.  Consider this:  what is the nerdiest piece of clothing in the universe?  (Answer:  the sweater vest.)  Now, consider that most kids grew up playing 512 bit games with frame rates in the billions, and also that the games are all about aliens and time travel and DNA and other advanced subjects.  So old 8-bit Super Mario Bros is kind of like those unfunny TV shows in black and white that your grandfather makes you watch.  “Heh heh.  The Beav is sure gonna get in trouble this time, yessiree!”

Thus, via the magic that is my unassailable logic, this Super Mario Bros sweater vest is, without question, the dorkiest piece of clothing ever made!

[via UniqueDaily and HappySeamstress]

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