This is obviously way, way better than the iPhone. I don’t even understand what the heck Mr. German Announcer Guy is saying, but I know this thing is the coolest thing since…well, since frakkin’ *EVAR*.
I’m going to buy two, and load all my old VCR tapes and floppy disks onto them, just because I can.
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Even if I have to move to Germany to get one, I’m buying this phone. And I’m going to make sweet, sweet love to it.