Today we’re happy to present the ultimate in uber-geeky USB flash gadgets.  Yes, it’s the Alien desk toy, shaped like everyone’s favorite killer space bug with acid for blood.  It’s actually quite realistic, and it periodically shoots out it’s mandible just to keep everyone on their toes.

Put this on your desk, and two things will happen.  First, you’ll probably be recognized as the alpha geek in your office.  Second, you’ll never, ever get laid.

These aren’t for sale quite yet, but they’re expected mid-December, appearing first in Japan.  It also appears, at least for now, that importers to the US and EU will be few and far between.  Also, be aware that there seems to be some implication that these are USB flash drives; we couldn’t find any evidence of that.  They seem to be simply USB flash powered toys.

The moment these actually become available, we’ll update you as to where, when, and how much. 

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