Normally, we here at Wandering Goblin don’t offer much advice when it comes to buying gifts.  That probably because our advice, in regards to anything, is horrible.  You should therefore ignore anything I’m about to say completely, except that these dohickeys are irresistible.

First up:  A lovely light saber stylus for your Nintendo DS.  Yes, the DS is the handheld of choice for gamers everywhere, but this is a fantastic way to up your gaming cred to sky-high levels.  Imagine, you’re sitting around with a friend, knocking out a quick game or two, and you suddenly whip out your geektastic light saber stylus.  The psychological advantage is all yours.

Next, we bring you this lovely semi-matching set of yeti / bigfoot tree ornaments.  Who wants a boring star, or shiny ball hanging from their tree?  Not you, that’s for sure!  Instead, wow your family and friends with this amazingly elusive giant ape, that no one ever seems to capture or kill, despite the fact that it encounters humans almost constantly  (Oh, dear me, did I sound like a doubter for a moment there?  Tsk tsk!).

Finally, we bring you this authentic replica of a pulse rifle from Aliens.  Yes, the iconic 10mm automatic is now for sale, for only NINE HUNDRED DOLLARS.  But don’t worry if that seems a little steep.  They are offering, for a limited time, to break that up into six small payments of $150 each.  Yes, really.

Well, what are you waiting for?  Get online, and start ordering these goodies right now! 

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