Dane Cook, the most unfunny comedian on the planet (no, wait a minute, he’s second. Joe Rogan is actually the most unfunny comedian in the history of unfunny comedians….oh, but how I digress) has expressed an interest in playing the Riddler in an upcoming Batman film. According to UnrealityMag, Dane really would really relish the role, and is looking for it to be re-imagined, much like the Joker was for Heath Ledger.
“I love the new Dark Knight series and ‘Batman Begins,’” Cook told MTV News when asked if there were any comic book movie characters he has his eye on. “If they brought back The Riddler—a new Riddler the way they did with The Joker—that would be bad-ass. I would do that.”
That all sounds pretty speculative, which is a good thing. And when I say “good”, I of course mean, “It doesn’t sound like anyone is actually offering him a role”. Thank heaven.
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This is a tough call. Dane Cook is not funny, but most people don’t even know that Joe Rogan considers himself a comedian.
Yep, they both suck.
I think he’s funny when he is playing normal roles. He is just a bit off normal which makes it work. But yes, when he tries to be funny, he is not.
I would hope that Nolan would never really cast this buffoon if he’s in control of the next batman movie… I mean, look at the guy. He’s the definition of a douche.
The fact that he even made a comparison of what he’d want to do with the riddler role to Joker and Heath Ledger is ridiculous. I just can’t imagine him having the acting skillz to pull this off after all his fart humor and bad comedy.
Up yours you guys, he is funny! watch his stand up. aaaahh, upsetting. you guys don’t even know!
the guy coming in at 0:17 of this video. look at him. watch him play and jsut look at his face. the guy standing up playing guitar.. is it jsut me.. or does he look FREAKISHLY like dane cook…
heres the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4BYMvVvMg0&NR=1