Gamer Grub is a new snack that is designed specifically for gamers. Instead of a bag of crisps or pretzels, which are apparently far too inconvenient and messy for gamers, Gamer Grub boasts a resealable spout that allows the snacks to be poured directly into your pwning, trash-talking mouth. This keeps your paws all ungreasy, so you don’t mess up your controller or keyboard.
Gamer Grub also boasts that their snacks – which are a pizza flavored party mix kind of thing – are also specially packed with vitamins and “neurotransmitters” that your gaming brain need to stay in the game.
Personally, I suspect that calling some amino acids ‘neurotransmitters’ is overstating the case a bit, but whatever – pouring party mix directly down my throat so I don’t have to take my eyes off the screen for more than 2.7 seconds is enough to sell me on these $4 per bag goodies. 
[ThinkGeek, via UniqueDaily]
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Christ on a bike, Pizza flavoured party mix! I wish we’d get those over here (UK), they look like perfect gaming food.
The pouring bit is a bit gimmiky – I can stuff my face with goodness challenged food with one hand whilst gaming with no problems already.
It’s getting up and making cups of tea/coffee which is the pain. I doubt they’ll ever make a gamers’ tea maid as it’s not very rock ‘n’ roll is it.