Comments on: Twilight? Not Just a Film, It’s Now a Religion

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By: Wandering Goblin

Wandering Goblin — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:13:02 +0000

[...] Except it seems to draw in a certain… crowd. Not only has Twilight created it’s own religion, Burger King has a new campaign promoting the ‘battle’ and I use that world extremely [...]

By: AiJay

AiJay — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:08:38 +0000

Remember Dianetics? It happens..

By: Cassie

Cassie — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:59:33 +0000

OMG
NO!
Just. No.
Twilight makes Dracula cry.
Vampires do NOT sparkle.
And do NOT make a stupid FICTIONAL book into a religion!

By: Blackheartgary

Blackheartgary — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:58:28 +0000

alright… alright… calm down kittens… everyone is entitled to their own level of insanity. sure, the idea that someone, anyone on this rock we call Mother Earth could even concieve that the author of a book and her imaginary(yes, friends, imaginary) characters could achieve deity status, become real as you or I sit here, well, yes, it doesn in fact cause several arteries in my body explode simultaneously. and as my room fills up with Blackhearted blood i suddenly realize that hey, this was done before…. Lovecraft! Tolkien! Rice!
Roddenberry! kittens, it’s a fad. just a fad. when this series has long gone and the movies are neatly placed on the bookshelf, those teeny boppers that conjured up this novel but rather ludicris sounding religion will grow up, have their own children, and then speak of the old days when they (gafaws) actually believed vampires were real.
btw, FYI if vamps were real, we wouldn’t have to figure out ways for population crontrol. the vamps would have done it for us already.
i wonder how sanguinarians feel about this?

By: Wolfy-kun

Wolfy-kun — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 03:13:03 +0000

Someone just ask a Twilight obsessed fan why the books are so great. Then as they rant a bunch of useless garbage about true love and shit, quickly take their Twilight stash, toss it back on the supermarket shelves next to the other crappy romance novels, and give them Frankenstein (or insert obnoxious book here), a box of chocolates, and convince them Edward is running between the pages or something.

By the way, Potterism wouldn’t be a bad idea *cough*. Speaking of which, what the hell happened to Harry Potter after it finished? It’s like, the whole Cedric Diggory/Edward Cullen transformation totally shifted the focus. O_oU

By: Wolf Playing Human

Wolf Playing Human — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:36:48 +0000

OMG! What has the world come to…? Ok, even if Edward and Bella and the whole gang of perfect vampires existed and you humans are finally looking up to us (i’m a werewolf i don’t mind if u dont believe me)then great but why arent other vampires besides these FICTIONAL characters being worshipped? Why aren’t REAL vampires and REAL werewolves being glorified? I mean if you are going to start “cullenism” which sounds alot like a cult, then respect the other vampires! My favourite book of the series was New Moon because he left her. Did you know there is also a twilight dildo? It frikkin sparkles. No joke. You people have gone to far. I am not insulting your religion, I only wish to point out nobody has worshipped harry potter yet.

He he. Potterism.

By: Holly B

Holly B — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:56:52 +0000

Omg,
I tried to join but it says that Admin wont allow anymore people!!! HELLPPPP! Im a massive twilight fan. Omg i read the message about the Church. That sounds amazing, i wish someone would do that near me i would defo go!
And to all you haters, if you made fun of someone elses religion it would hurt there feelings. So lay of us lot too please. So before you bitch about us think about our feelings because we are human beings after all! Thank You. x

CullenistForEverxxxxx

By: Bella Swan

Bella Swan — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 21:05:42 +0000

OMG EDWARD!!! I LOVE YOU! SPARKLE FOR ME!
Tell me I’m gorgeous and that I look like a baboon!
I’m so glad that fans have discovered Cullenism. Christianity – Bullshit. Islam – Fuck that. Cullenism, is the REAL THING.

By: Edward C

Edward C — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 20:33:49 +0000

WHAT THE ACTUAL PEANUT?
I’m worshipped?
And yes I am real!
I sparkle in the sunlight…
And I have a vagina for a face that the whole of the world seems to love.
OMJ I’m gay.

By: Wandering Goblin » Pokemon Beat-Down

Wandering Goblin » Pokemon Beat-Down — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:14:08 +0000

[...] battles to this day after it’s inception ten years ago. Pokemon may have it’s own religion soon, if it doesn’t [...]

By: Lana

Lana — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 03:38:49 +0000

Guys, you DO realise this isn’t serious. Read any Twilight Forum, they’re all having fun being insane, but they know it’s not serious. Notice one of the ‘beliefs’ was that SM is the best writer, and another was ‘Twilight is THE best book’ and then theres all that stuff about how it’s real…GUYS, NEWSFLASH. THEY ARE JUST DOING THIS FOR THE LULZ.
lighten up!

By: Jazz

Jazz — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 05:20:15 +0000

My brain actually exploded. Someone call 911, my aneurysm might soak one of the library books on my desk which are ACTUAL literature.

By: fdaslja

fdaslja — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:33:22 +0000

in order to not think that edward is hot there’d have to be another description of him other than “hot”. edward is not robert.

By: Kimi

Kimi — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:55:46 +0000

wow people have no lives anymore and actually setting up a private church on it? really what the heck? why not go and read up on and ACTUAL religion not one based on a FICTIONAL novel. It’s fiction, not meant to have people think the characters are real. If that were the case all the people from various cartoons, tv shows, etc would be real but they’re not