So now that you have your brand new razor built just for gamers. You’re shaving while grinding mobs, raiding, whatever. But of course the question has to come up… How often are you supposed to shave? Is showering important? Is eating pizza while gaming a problem? These are all very important questions and thank god someone decided gamers needed a grooming cheat sheet because it’s here!
Yes, that’s right. You can receive all kinds of tips on your hygiene. Learn about showering and keeping your equipment clean! Here’s what they had to say about showering;
“You Have to Shower, Even If You’re Dating a Lady-Gamer
Just because half the attendees at the game convention / pro-gaming competition / your living room choose not to bathe doesn’t mean you have to follow suit. Clean body, clean mind — and it won’t hurt with attracting the opposite sex.”
Maybe that’s why I have problems with girls, I never thought showering would factor in. Go figure.
You can check out the rest of the hilarity here.
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