We’ve been anticipating this day for some time now and here it is within our slimy little grasp. The BlizzCon 2008 site is up and running with more than enough information to satisfy your hungry appetites for all things Blizzard.? The site opens up a door to usher you through a new realm of cool with items that will blow your mind.
Consider:
If you?ve ever been on the verge of finishing off a paladin, only to be foiled at the last second, you?ll appreciate the 16″ inflatable divine shield ball, complete with a paladin inside in the midst of hearthing away. Half of the goody bags handed out will contain the bubble-hearth ball, while the other half will have…
Frostmourne. The very name of Arthas?s runeblade strikes terror into hearts across Azeroth. Now it comes to you in a more convenient package, and you don?t even have to travel to Icecrown Glacier to get it. As you go about your daily activities, whether they be raising legions of the undead or just brooding on your throne, carrying this 48? inflatable Frostmourne will grant you an extra touch of sinister majesty.
That?s just the beginning, though, as both the goody bags and the on-site store will be stuffed with sample products from our licensed partners and plenty more fun and unique Blizzard-themed trinkets, such as Diablo health and mana stress balls, pandaren brewmaster bottle openers, zerg creep, and much more. And of course, a new BlizzCon brings with it a lovable murloc to welcome into your heart–but murlocs don?t always come alone. This one has developed a taste for speed, and sits astride an exclusive polar bear mount, waving a BlizzCon flag. It?s the perfect way to cruise Northrend in style.
If you haven’t gotten your tickets yet, then we suggest you make a purchase as soon as possible. All of Azeroth knows about this awesome event and the tickets are notorious for selling out within a few days. Blame the Murlocs.
For more information on ticket purchasing and event updates, check the event site to find what you need.
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